FOR A LAUGH

[seesnow]

If you say so Sir D!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="smile.gif" />

[seesnow]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by seesnow:
<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Ghostwriter4:
<strong>YIOU WANT PIXCTURES TOO? ISN'T A PIECE OF MY EXP,LODING BRAINS ENOUGH <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Nope - I want the youtube! LOL!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ewwww! That was GROSS!!!!

[frank06]

YOU COULD SELL THE EXPLOSION ON E BAY ,,,IF SOMEBODY COULD GET 1300.00 FOR A CORN FLAKE THAT WAS SHAPED LIKD ILLINOIS THAT IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD GET FOR EXPLOSION///,,,,,KITTY L0L

[rustybear]

OH yeah <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> ! or put it on youtube...It will be very popular!

[Ghostwriter4]

ASA YOUNG MINISTER IN KENTUCKY IWAS ASKED BY A FUNERAL DIRECTOR TO HOLD A GRAVESIDE SERVICE FOR A HOMELESS MAN WHO HAD NO FRIENDS OR FAMILY THE FUNERALWAS TO BE HELD IN A NEW CEMETARYWAY BACKC IN THECOUNTRY AND THIS MAN WOULDCBE THE FIRST TO BE BGURIED THERE

I WAS NOT FAMILIAR WITG THE BACKWOODS AREA AND I SOONBECAME LOST
being a typicalMAN I DIDN'TSTOP TO ASK FOR DICWEPTIONS iu finally ARRIVED AN HOUR KLATE, i saw THWE BACKHOEAD THE OPEN GRAVE thereI SAW THE VAULT LID ALREADY IN PLACE I ASSURED THE WORKERAS AND HOLD THEM UP FOR LONG AS ui TOLD THEM THATRTHIS WAS THE PROPER TING TO DO

THEWRKERS GATHERED AROUND THE GRAVE AND STOOD SILETLY AS I BGAN TO POURV OUT MY HEART AND SOUL

AS I PREACHD ABOUT LOOKING FRWARD TO A VBRIGHTER
TOMORROW AND THE GLORY THAT IS TO COME THE WORKERS BEGAN TO SAY AMEN, PRAISE THE LORD AD GLORY

THE FERVOR OF THESE NMEN TRULY INSPIRESD ME I PREACHED AND I PREACHD LIKE I NEVERHAVE BEFORE AL THE AYCFROM GENESIS O REVELATIN

IFINALLY CLOSED THE LENGTHY ASERVICE WITHA PRAYEW, THANKED THE MEN Abnd WALKED OUT AS I WAS
OPENING THE DOOR ANSD TAKING OFF MY COAT I HEARDONEOF THEWORKERS SAY TO ANOTHE2R i ain't NEVER SEENNOTHN' LIKE THAT BEFOREAND IVE BEEN PUTTIN N SEWPTIC TANKS F 30 YEARS! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="rolleyes.gif" />

[Ghostwriter4]

bump FOR Y'ALL

[Ghostwriter4]

A DENTIST AND A MANICURIST FOUGHT TOOTH AND NAIL
WHEN THE SMOG LIFTS IN LOS ANGELES- UCLA
A BUICYCLE CAN;T STAND ALONE, ITS TWO TIRED
A CALENDAR'S DAYS ARE NUMBERED
A BOILED EGG IS GHARD TO BEAT
A WILL IS A DEAD GIVEAWAY
A CHICKKEN CROSSING THE ROAD POYULTRY IN MOTUION
TO WRITE WITH A BROKEN PENCIL IS POINYLESS

[Ghostwriter4]

A BACKWARD POET WRITES INVERSE
WHEN SHE SAW HER FIRST STRANDS OF GRAY HAIR SHE TGHOUGHT SHE WOULD DYE
WITH HER MARRIAGE SHE GIOT A NEW NAME AND A DRESS
POLICE WQEREE CALED TO A SDAY CARE WHWERE A 3 YEAR OLD WAS RESISTING A REST
I QWONDSEREWD WHY THE BASEBALL WAS GETTUING BIGGWER TH3N IT HGIUT ME

[Ghostwriter4]

the professor discovered her theory of earth WAS ON SHAKY GROUND
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE GUY WHOSE LEDFT SIDE WAS CUTR OFF HE'SAL RIGHT NOW
THE SHORT FURURE TELLER WHO ESCASPED FROM PRUISON WAS A MEDSIUM AT LARGE
IFD YOU JYUMPOFF A PARIS BRIGWE YOU ARE IN SEINE
THE MATH PROFESSOR WENT CRAZY WITH THE BLACJKBOARD HE DIID A NUMBER ON IT

[rustybear]

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> Your a riot Ghostwriter! Keep them comming! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />