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FOR A LAUGH

Postby rustybear » Mon May 12, 2008 4:45 pm

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> LOL thats your a RIOT! LOL! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />
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Postby Ghostwriter4 » Mon May 12, 2008 4:48 pm

they were uN LOCAL PAPER I DIDN'T MAKE THWEM UP <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="rolleyes.gif" />
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Postby rustybear » Tue May 13, 2008 2:11 am

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Ghostwriter4:
<strong>they were uN LOCAL PAPER I DIDN'T MAKE THWEM UP <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="rolleyes.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">OH! sp your a copy cat!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />
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Postby Ghostwriter4 » Tue May 13, 2008 5:37 am

check THEASE FUNNY LINES SEESNOW OR ELSE U R GFONNA GIT IT <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />
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Postby seesnow » Tue May 13, 2008 5:46 am

John saw MY first strands of grey hair and thinks I should DYE! I'm not DYING yet though! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />
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Re: FOR A LAUGH

Postby Ghostwriter4 » Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:34 pm

ONE DAY IT STARTED TO RAIN THE POSITIVE FARMER PRAISED GOD FOR THE RAIN, STATING THAT IT WOULD HELP HIS CROPS GROW THE NEGATIVE FARMER WORRIED THAT HIS CROPS WOULD BE RUINED
THE SUN CAME OUT AND THE POSITIVE FARMER PRAISED GOD, STATING THAT IT WOULD HEKLP HIS CROPS GROWMORE QUICKLY AND HE WILL HAVE A GOOD HARVEST THE NEGATIVE FARMER WORRIED THATTHIS WOUKLD WILT HIS PLANTS

THE POSITIVE FARMER BOUGHT A BIRD-DOG THAT HE WAS EXTREMELY PROUD OF ONE DAY THE TWO FARMERS WENT DUCK HUNTING TOGETHER THEY WERE OUT IN A BOAT IN THE MIDDLE OF A LAKE JUST THEN A DUCK FLEW OVERHEAD AND THE POSITIVE FARMER SHOT, BOOM AND DOWN CAME THE DUCK INTOTHE LAKE THE POSITIVE FARMER LOOKED AT THE OTHER AND SAID WATCH WHAT MY DOG CAN DO

THE DOG JUMPED OUT OF THE BOAT AND WALKED ON THE WATER, RETREIVED THE DUCK AND WALKED BACK TOTHE BOAT LAYING THE BIRD CARWEFULLY AT THE FARMERS FEET THE POSITIVE FARMER PROUDLY STATED, WHATDO YOU THINK OF THAT

THE NEGATIVE FARMER SHOOK HIS HEAD AND SAID, JUST AS I THOUGHT THE DOG CAN'T EVEN SSWIM :lol: :lol:
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Re: FOR A LAUGH

Postby seesnow » Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:11 am

Funny, yet so true to life of those that wish to remain stuck in their negativitiy!
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Re: FOR A LAUGH

Postby Ghostwriter4 » Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:51 pm

WHILE SHOPPING IN A FOOD STORE, SISTER FLORENCE AND SISTER TERRY HAPPENED TO PASS BY THE BEER, WIUNE AND LIQUOR SECTION ONE ASKED THE OTHER IF SHE WOULD LIKE A BEER THE SECOND NUN ANSWEREDS THAT INDEED, IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE ONE, BUT SHE WOULD FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE ;URCHASING IT

THE FIRST NUN ANSWERED THAT SHE WOULD HANDLE THAT SWITHOUT A PRBLEM SHE PICKED UP A SIX PACK AND TOOK IY UP TO THE CASHIER
THE CASHIER HAD A SUYRPRISED LOOK AND THE NUN AID TGHIS IS FOR WASHINFG OUR HAIR
WITHOUT BLINKING AN EYE THE CASHIER REACHED UNDER THE COUNTER AND PUT A BAG OF PRETZEL STICKS IN THE BAG WITH THE BEER
THE CURLERS ARE ON ME HE SAID :mrgreen:
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Re: FOR A LAUGH

Postby Ghostwriter4 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:14 am

A TEACHER NOTICED THAT A LITTLD BOY AT THE BACK OF THE CLASS WAS SQUIURMING AROUND, SCRATCHIUNG HIMSELF AND NOT PAYING ATTENTION
SHE WENT BACK TO FIND OUT WHAT WAS GOING ON
HE WAS QUITE EMBARASSED AND WHISPERED THAT HE NAD JUST RECENTLY BEEN CIRCUM CISED
AND WAS QUITE ITCHY
THE TEACHER TOLD HIM TO GO DO WN TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE HE WAS TO TELEP HO NE HIS MOTHER AND ASK HER WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT HE DID AND RETURNED TO THE CLASS
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A COMMOTION IN THE BACK OF CLASS
SHE WENT BACK TO INVESTIGATE ONLY TO FINMD HE WAS SITTING AT HIS DESK WITH HIS 'PRIVATDE PART' OUT
I THOUGHRT I TOLD YOU TO CALL YOUR MOM SHE SAID
THE BOY REPLIED, I DID
AND SHE TOLD ME THAT IF I COULD STICK IT OUT UNTIL NOON SHE'D COME AND PICK ME UP FROM SCHOOL :lol:
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Re: FOR A LAUGH

Postby Ghostwriter4 » Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:44 pm

JOHN DIED AND HIS WILL PROVIDED FOR AN ELABORATE FUNERAL. AS THE KLAST GUESTS DEPARTED THE AFFAIR, HIS WIFE JANE TURNED TO HER OLDEST AND DEAREST FRIEND WEL I'M SURE JOHN WOULD BE PLEASED , SHE SAID

I'M SURE YOU'RE RIGHT REPLIED MARY WHO LOWERED HER VOICE, 'HOW MUCH DID THIS ALL COST/

ALL OF IT, SAID JANE '40 THOUSAND
NO MARY EXCLAIMED ,'IT WAS VERY NICW BUT 40000
JANE ANSWERED, THE FUNERAL WAS 6,500 I DONATED 500 TO CHURCH. THE WHISKEY WINE AND SNACKS WERE ANOTHER 500 THE REST WENT FOR THE MEMORIAL STONE
MARY COMPUTED QUICKLY, 32,000 FO\ER A MEMORIAL STONE HOW BIG IS IT
FOUR AND A HALF CARETS, REPLIED JANE :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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